Finally started to use my new sewing machine. What was one of the first things I make? Ugh. You’d think I’d have grown up by now. (NOPE.) *I also made a pretty rad pillowcase out of a shirt that was too big for me, so there’s that.
Tomorrow’s the busiest shopping day of the season so I figured, “why the fuck shouldn’t John Devilman get his cut of the cash being thrown around? He’s got a crippling alcoholism and/or gambling problem that he’s got to support, doesn’t he?!?!”
So, I’m offering up a black Friday sale. I’m selling 4 hours of tattoo work for an MERE $80 an hour for those that act fast! (Compared to $120 an hour, you save FORTY DOLLARS AN HOUR!!!!) Does anyone ELSE have an erection?!
But wait! There’s more! Actually… THERE ISN’T. But there shouldn’t have to be! This is a steal. Well, more like a really good deal, but let’s not bandy words or I’ll invite you to eat poop for Thanksgiving dinner, poopwad.
I’m only going to be selling 5 of these deals, so it’s a bit of a “first come, first served” type of deal. You also have to use them from now until the last day of March, (as I’ll be doing another deal for April Fool’s day). And, as always… tipping is appreciated. #blackfriday #tattoo #sale #corpsepaint #santa #blackmetal #deathmetal #metal #metalasfuck (at The City of Angels)
The process of my shaving off the “No Shave November” scruff. 1.) The vagabond, 2.) the hustler, 3.) The 5 oclock. Don’t worry, kids. I didn’t cut my hair off. #movember (at The City of Angels)
2nd day of #rocksmith, already getting blisters on my fingers from practicing too much. Will I let it stop me? I probably should, but I’ve never been known for my intelligence, so the obvious answer here would be “no, motherfucker! Bleed and keep going!” There have been some times that I get frustrated, where I swear I’m doing what the game asks of me, (bends), but it’s been incredibly fun so far. Now, excuse me while I go pop this and go do leg day at the gym. (at The City of Angels)
As a present to myself, I went out and bought this in hopes that the advertised, “learn guitar in 60 days” will even apply to a slipknuckle gunthertung like myself. #rocksmith2014
Hooray for chat #bots Jesus! Do these things EVER work?!?! You figure, they must, or else there wouldn’t be any. And, it’s supposed to be “freaky deaky”. Auto-correct strikes again.